welcome to storybrooke ❧ communications

✉ I know I've said it a lot already but I'm gonna say it again.
✉ Thank you.
✉ I think you know what for.

✉ Happy Birthday.
✉ a day late, but I didn't want to bug you.
✉ Hope you had fun.
✉ I didn't know what to get you, or if it was weird.
✉ so I just got you food.
✉ since you eat.
✉ But then left it at home.

✉ What can I do to convince you to head to a bar with us?
✉ You can bring Bucky and Sam?
✉ We need someone trustworthy to babysit a bunch of SHIELD agents
✉ Who may be drunk off their asses or in varying states of emotional distress
✉ Keep us out of trouble and don't post it to the internet.

texts to len.

✉️ May the fourth be with you.
✉️ There's a marathon playing at the theater.
✉️ Which is weird when you think of all the Star Wars people here.
✉️ But would you maybe want to go watch it?
✉️ With me, that is?

[Text to Frank Castle]
-- Attachment.
-- Guess where?

✉ Hey you...
✉ Let's run away together.

✉ Believe it or not this is actually not just a message to say I miss you.
✉ It has a purpose beyond that.
✉ And I saw you this morning so I don't miss you that much.

Skye? Skye? I can't find Daddy. He was making me food, and then he was gone. And I just... He's just gone.

✉ Just so you don't worry I've vanished again I'm texting you.
✉ I just ran back to mine to...
✉ Give you some space because I don't want to be that girl.

✉ What are you doing Sunday?

✉ I had a really lovely time the other night.

( A note left on the counter for Sharon: )

✉ I'm sorry this is late.
✉ It didn't work out as I had hoped.
✉ I was hoping to find a picture of your parents on the internet from that show we're on here.
✉ I couldn't.
✉ This was the best I could do.
✉ Happy Birthday.

(Delivered by a tiny robot that sang happy birthday to her was a framed copy of their photo in front of the ruins during their second mission)

✉ Happy Birthday to you,
✉ Happy Birthday to you,
✉ Happy Birthday, dear Jemma,
✉ Happy Birthday to you.
✉ How do you want to celebrate your birthday?

✉ BTW
✉ Pregnant.
✉ Start stocking up on the ice cream with the peanut butter.

✉ Hey
✉ So how about dinner? You and me
✉ No movies this time
✉ Or laser tag
✉ I have something for you too

Texts to Nick Fury
✉ You're playing laser tag with us.
✉ I may even know what team I want you on.
✉ Team Stark.
✉ Yes. You get both.

(Following texts sent after discussion with Fury)

Texts to Grant Ward
✉ So I did it.
✉ I even assigned him a team.
✉ Still in charge.

Texts to Tony Stark
✉ So. laser tag. You're in because you replied to the post.
✉ Team assignment: You. Fury. Stark classic. Rogers.
✉ Play nice.

Texts to Howard Stark
✉ You're playing laser tag with us.
✉ Team assignment: You. Fury. New Stark. Rogers.

Texts to Steve Rogers
✉ Remember when you asked who handed out team assignments?
✉ That would be me.
✉ Team assignment. You. Stark classic. Fury. New Stark.
✉ I'll make sure Barnes gets a good team.

[Text to Bruce]

-- So hey.
-- That first date didn't go as badly as you thought, right?
-- How 'bout date 1.5 takes place with Dad.
-- I could use the moral support.
-- And then actually go out somewhere after?
-- Real second date.

-- Do you think I'm too young to retire?
-- Failing that what if I just quit?
-- I could work at the Hanged Man.
-- Or just stay home and hang out with Lily and Henry.
-- Ignore this.
-- I'm just tired.
-- The heat is making people a little nutty.

✉ Kätzchen...
✉ I either need a drink or schnitzel.
✉ Are you up for helping me acquiring either of these items?
✉ Or both?

✉ I'm in a masochistic mood today.
✉ Figured you'd have more background for me.
✉ Put things into perspective.
✉ I want to watch the movie.
✉ I want to know what I was like.
✉ You can say no but...
✉ Please?

- I don't know if you saw my network post or not but Dean is gone.
- Sorry about the mess in the apartment, I'll pick up the empty bottles as soon as them clanking together stops making my head explode.
- where are you anyway? The hospital?
- bring home some advil or something?

✉ Is your dad acting weird too?
✉ Maybe I should've said hi first
✉ Hi. How are you?
✉ Is your dad acting weird too?

text to francis.

✉ Aren't you dating May?
✉ Because I thought you were dating May.
✉ After you dated that werewolf boy.
✉ Are you not dating May?

( left for steve (616) )

( Delivered mid-day, on Father's day, via the costume and a knock on Dad's window )

( left for phil coulson )

✉ So I was thinking.
✉ About the wedding thing.
✉ With Steve and Carol here.
✉ What about the Fourth of July?
✉ We need to do it before I won't fit into my dress.

[Text Message(s) to Bruce Banner-MCU]

✉ Hey, you.

✉ Yeah. You.

✉ You busy?

✉ Naw, you're not busy. Right?

✉ Right.

✉ Thursday. 6:00 PM. Need moral support.

✉ Insert word that starts with a p here.

text to iris.

✉ Hey.
✉ So...we've both been here a while.
✉ I mean, obviously we've both been here a while.
✉ I don't know why I said that.
✉ Sorry. I'm getting off topic.
✉ Anyway, I wanted to ask you something.
✉ So, here it goes.
✉ Would you maybe want to go out?
✉ On a date?
✉ I mean, obviously I meant a date.
✉ I just figure why not just put it right out there.
✉ If you don't want to, I completely understand.
✉ I just figured maybe this was a better way to go about it.
✉ So, what do you think?

( Texts to Sam )

( Texts to Dean )

( Texts to Dean Winchester )
( Texts to Liv Moore )
( Text to Gretel )
( Later text to Dean )

So, totally unexpected trip to the future....yay?

Guess who the magic portal thing decided to kidnap today.

My brother!

(Phone call to Matt Murdock 616)

Ring, ring.

✉ I asked my brother's little not-girlfriend out.
✉ And...I watched our show.
✉ I'm not sure how to come away with it...*not* threatening Sam Winchester.
✉ He might die tonight.
✉ I feel the extreme need to rip off his face and feed it to him.
✉ Please don't let me do something stupid.

✉ All right, I know I'm not really supposed to drink while I'm breastfeeding
✉ but if I time it right after a feeding I think I can have ONE
✉ Please say you don't have plans tonight and can humor the sad married lady.

✉ Hey.
✉ Go out with me.
✉ I'll buy you drinks.
✉ Show you how to play pool (it's a game).
✉ It'll be fun.

Texts to Grant Ward

✉ This might be a stupid question.
✉ I'm not even sure you'll want to talk.
✉ How are you?

Texts to Jemma Simmons

✉ Are you okay?
✉ Please tell me you didn't watch it.

Text to Skye

✉ How are you holding up?

texts to canton everett delaware iii

✉ So...
✉ I guess we should probably talk.
✉ We both knew this might happen one day

text to nick fury

✉ So...
✉ I told Laura.

text to natasha romanoff

✉ So...
✉ Aren't we a pair?

( aos finale spoilers )

[ backdated before sam's birthday thread ]

✉ I got bullied into going to my brother's b-day party.
✉ By Gretel from that Hansel & Gretel story.
✉ You're my date. I'm dragging you out of the morgue.
✉ Even if I have to throw you over my shoulder.

( spoilers for aou )

✉ So Natalia invited me to go see the new Avengers movie.
✉ Want to come with?
✉ It has the potential to be either awesome or terrible.
✉ And you can watch me use my spider powers to carry everyone's popcorn.

✉ Did you know kittens came in poisonous?
✉ Do you want to see one?
✉ Rhys is going to help someone with a magic anger mark.
✉ He has one. He said I could bring you. If you want.

[Text to Bucky Barnes (616)]

✉ What are you doing?

✉ Know what the worst thing about you is? You're so fucking self righteous, and you think you're always right about everything even though we both know I'm smartererv n you.
✉ oh and your hair is too pointy
✉ Why couldnt you justrust me like I'm sposedb able to trust you?
✉ you should've left me in cold oak then no one would have gone to hell or sold their soul because of me
✉ one of the dwarves is looking at me
✉ Dean! I three up on his sjoe.

Sent at about midnight 16/4/15

[ text messages to jo harvelle ]

✉ So hi.
✉ Sam found out about the show 'Supernatural' after I tried to threaten people into not telling him.
✉ He's not talking to me.
✉ I'm going to the high school to fight a teenage girl.
✉ Since there's things I need to catch you up with. Like I was a demon.
✉ Still kind of think I am.
✉ The holy water test Sam gave me sort of burned.

[ text message to faith lehane ]

✉ Pretty sure my brother is getting drunk at The Hanged Man.
✉ And I know he doesn't want to see me.
✉ Can you do me a solid and make sure he doesn't kill his liver...
✉ Or anyone else?
✉ Or himself, that's also a concern.

[Text Messages to Jasper Sitwell (616)]

✉ Confirmed, unable to leave the town limits by any currently available means, including water.
✉ So, movie marathon today?
✉ I vote your place.
✉ I may have picked up a gift for you.